I FEEL LIKE A BUBBLING PUDDLE OF GOO ON HOT ASPHALT!
WHEN WILL THIS HEAT END??? IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY YEAR IT GETS WORSE!

I HAVE BEEN REALLY LAX ON DEVIANT ART LATELY, I APOPOGISE TO EVERYONE OUT THERE, BUT I HAVE RUN OUT OF INSPIRATION, THINK THAT I WILL BLAME IT ON THE HEAT,
IT IS SO HARD TO FUNCTION IN THIS HUMIDITY. I HAVE GOTTEN NO WHERE WITH PHOTOSHOP, I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DWEEB! AND THE PAINTING HAS GOTTEN NOWHERE, AS I HAVE SAID, I HAVE RUN OUT OF INSPIRATION. ALL I THINK ABOUT THESE DAYS IS THE ANARTIC ( I THINK THAT IS SPELLED RIGHT) I WOULD LOVE TO GO THERE AND JUST ROLL AROUND ON ALL THAT LOVELY ICE! AT LEAST WE REPLACED THE AIR CONDITIONER THIS WEEKEND...NOW I HAVE AN AC THAT HAS A REMOTE...TALK ABOUT GETTING LAZY!!! NO WONDER SO MANY AMERICIANS ARE SO FAT THESE DAYS, EVERYTHING COMES WITH A REMOTE CONTROL. WE NEVER HAVE TO GET OFF OUR FAT ASSES ANYMORE.

MY HUBBY AND I WERE ADOPTED BY A POOCH THIS WEEKEND, I HAVE NEVER HAD A DOG JUST WALK INTO MY HOUSE LIKE HE OWNED IT AND MAKE HIS SELF AT HOME.
BEING AS HE CHOSE US, WE HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP HIM,
HE HAS A COLLAR BUT NO TAGS, AND SEEMS LIKE HE IS HAPPY HERE. HUBBY NAMED HIM DOUG THE DOG, BUT I THINK THAT WE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HIM SIESTA, THAT SEEMS TO BE ABOUT ALL HE WANTS TO DO, TAKE SIESTAS,
BUT HE GETS ALONG WITH THE CATS, HE ACTS LIKE HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH SKEETER, BUT SKEETER IS HAVING NO PART OF HIM, OR AT LEAST NOT WHILE WE ARE AROUND,
LORD FORBID THAT WE CATCH OUR EVIL KITTIE PLAYING WITH A MUTT!!HOOTCH JUST IGNORES HIM AND STASH REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND, STASH HAS SNIFFED HIM A
COUPLE OF TIMES AND JUST TURNED AWAY.

WELL LUNCH TIME IS ALMOST OVER AND I HAVE TO HEAD BACK TO WORK SO I CAN MELT MORE, I WILL BE DREAMING OF SNOW AND ICE TONITE, AND PRAY FOR RAIN,
IT SEEMS TO SPLIT AND GO TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD, WHAT A #*$^@ WE REALLY NEED IT AND EVERYONE IS GETTING IT BUT US, MY YARD IS LOOKING BURNT AND MY POOR PLANTS ARE WILTING.